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  Preamble The twilight years present increasing challenges to health professionals. With the number of seniors doubling every second in the lucky country and their associated delusions and denials regarding the acceptance of reality becoming the rule rather than the exception, the crucial task of coal face providers lies in accurate diagnoses and prioritising of the fuckin’ old farts’ conditions. Unsightly ‘canteen lady’ upper arms and pot bellies need to be called out at first point of contact if only to alleviate subsequent downstream blockages in the process. Yes, the arse may look big on the first consultation but it will certainly look much bigger at the sixth meeting with an associate (after the disprins have been administered) if prudent strategies aren’t instigated on initial inspection. The demographical focus Many ‘sixty-plus’ individuals choose to confront large blocks of vacant time by revisiting activities and endeavours that once had meani...